Pithy Christian One-Liners
1. It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
2. People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
3. Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
4. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
5. The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
6. Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
7. Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
8. If your church wants a better Minister, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
9. God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you? We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges
10. Some minds are like concrete: thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
11. Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
12. Forbidden fruits create many jams.
13. God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
14. God grades on the cross, not the curve.
15. God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
16. The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.