mmmm….pie…

A Benedictine and a Franciscan were eating a meal together, and after dinner, they treated themselves to leftover pie. Alas, there were only two pieces left, one much larger than the other. Without any hesitation, the Benedictine reached over and took the larger piece.

“St. Francis always taught us to take the lesser piece,” the Franciscan said reproachfully.

“And so you have it,” the Benedictine replied.