Eucharistic Flashmob

Thanks to Jenna for finding this one:

I really like what’s read here. Here’s a transcript:

“Jesus Christ is in every book of the Bible…

In Genesis, Jesus is the Seed of the Woman
In Exodus, He is the Passover Lamb
In Leviticus, He is the Priest, the Altar, and the Lamb of Sacrifice
In Numbers, He is the Pillar of Cloud by day and the Pillar of Fire by Night
In Deuteronomy, Jesus is the Prophet, like Moses
Come and kneel before Him now

In Joshua, Jesus is the Captain of Our Salvation
In Judges, He is our Judge and Lawgiver
In Ruth, He is our kinsman Redeemer
In 1 and 2 Samuel, He is our Trusted Prophet
In Kings and Chronicles, He is our Reigning King
In Ezra, He is the rebuilder of the broken down walls of human life
Come and kneel before Him now

In Nehemiah, Jesus is our Restorer
In Tobit, He is the Messenger of New Life
In Judith, He is Weakness Turned into Victory
In Esther, He is our Advocate
In 1 and 2 Maccabees, He is the Leader who dies for God’s law
Come and kneel before Him now

In Job, Jesus is our Everliving Redeemer
In Psalms, He is our Shepherd
In Proverbs, He is our Wisdom
In Ecclesiastes, He is our Hope of Resurrection
In the Song of Songs, He is our Loving Bridegroom
In Wisdom, He is the emanation of God’s thought
In Ecclesiasticus, Jesus is our security
Come and kneel before Him now

In Isaiah, Jesus is the Suffering Servant
In Jeremiah, He is the Righteous Branch
In Lamentations, He is our Weeping Prophet
In Baruch, He is the Mercy from the Eternal One
In Ezekiel, He is the One with the Right to Rule
In Daniel, Jesus is the Fourth Man in the fiery furnace
Come and kneel before Him now

In Hosea, Jesus is the Faithful Husband forever married to the sinner
In Joel, He is the One who Baptizes with the Holy Spirit of Fire
In Amos, He is the Restorer of Justice
In Obadiah, He is Mighty to Save
In Jonah, He is our great foreign missionary
In Micah, He is the feet of one who brings Good News
Come and kneel before Him now

In Nahum, Jesus is our stronghold in the day of trouble
In Habakkuk, He is God my Savior
In Zephaniah, He is the King of Israel
In Haggai, He is the signet ring
In Zechariah, He is our Humble King riding on a colt
In Malachi, Jesus is the Son of Righteousness
Come and kneel before Him now

In Matthew, Jesus is God with us
In Mark, He is the Son of God
In Luke, He is the Son of Mary, feeling what you feel
In John, He is the Bread of Life
In Acts, Jesus is the Savior of the World
Come and kneel before Him now

In Romans, Jesus is the Righteousness of God
In 1 Corinthians, He is the Resurrection
In 2 Corinthians, He is the God of all comfort
In Galatians, He is your liberty. He sets you free
In Ephesians, Jesus is the Head of the Church
Come and kneel before Him now

In Philippians, Jesus is your Joy
In Colossians, He is your Completeness
In 1 and 2 Thessalonians, He is your Hope
In 1 Timothy, He is your Faith
In 2 Timothy, Jesus is your Stability
Come and kneel before Him now

In Titus, Jesus is Truth
In Philemon, He is your Benefactor
In Hebrews, He is your Perfection
In James, He is the Power behind your Faith.
In 1 Peter, He is your Example
In 2 Peter, Jesus is your Purity
Come and kneel before Him now

In 1 John, Jesus is your Life
In 2 John, He is your Pattern
In 3 John, He is your Motivation
In Jude, He is the Foundation of your Faith

In Revelation, Jesus is your Coming King

He is the First and the Last.The Beginning and the End. He is the Keeper of Creation and the Creator of All. He is the Architect of the Universe and the Manager of All Time. He Always Was, He Always Is, and He Always Will Be. Unmoved, Unchanged, Undefeated, and Never Undone.

He was bruised and brought healing. He was pierced and eased pain. He was persecuted and brought freedom. He was dead and brought life. He is risen and brings power. He reigns and brings peace.

The world can’t understand Him. The armys can’t defeat Him. Schools can’t explain Him and the leaders can’t ignore Him. Herod couldn’t kill Him. The Pharisees couldn’t confuse Him. The people couldn’t hold him. Nero couldn’t crush Him. Hitler couldn’t silence Him. The New Age can’t replace Him. And Oprah can’t explain Him away.

He is Life, Love, Longevity, and Lord.  He is Goodness, Kindness, Gentleness and God. He is Holy, Righteous, Mighty, Powerful, and Pure.

His Ways are Right, His Words Eternal, His Rules Unchanging, and His Mind is on me.

He is My Redeemer, He is My Savior, He is My God, He is My Priest, He is My Joy, He is My Comfort, He is My Lord, and He rules my life.”


  • that is incredibly cool.

  • I am still in two minds about Eucharistic flash mobs. Do not get me wrong – I am into creative and onnovative ways of reaching people with the Good News. But I am not sure if the Blessed Sacrament should be whipped out like that as a prop in an evangelistic maneuvre. It is God himself, not a prop or tool. I know the friar involved and he is hardcore Catholic, so I am not casting aspersions. But maybe it needs to be thought carefully through.

    But I love the Christ in the Bible listing. I suspect it was written by a Protestant given the end with all its “my”s, and its reflection of the whole “Jesus is my personal Saviour” business. He is our Saviour actually – no one owns him, and no one is more special than another.

    OK. I’ll stop preaching now….

    • Needless to say, I meant “innovative”!

    • I take your point and I know some people really don’t like the idea. It’s different, it’s stark and a little shocking, but I think, on balance, I like it.

      My suggestion to calm those who dislike Eucharistic flashmobs is simply to have the Friar process from the church to the place of the flashmob. With that change I can’t see how anyone could complain since in all other respects it’d be like the Corpus Christi processions of days past.

    • Oh yes, one last thing…

      “Thomas said to him, ‘My Lord and my God!’ – John 20:28

      That’s right.
      I went there.
      Scriptural BODY SLAM!!! 😀

      Sorry, couldn’t help it.
      I do understand your point.
      I’ll go to Confession tomorrow.

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