Friday Frivolity: Messing with Calvinists

Heaven

A Calvinist arrives at St. Peter’s gates and sees that there are two lines. One is marked “predestined” and the other is marked “Free will”. Being a card-carrying Calvinist that he is, he strolls on over to the predestined queue.

After several minutes, an angel asks him, “Why are you in this line?” He replies, “Because I chose it”.  The angel looked surprised, “Well, if you ‘chose’ it, shouldn’t you be in the ‘free will’ line?” Slightly miffed, the Calvinist obediently wanders over to the free will line.

Again, after a few minutes, another angel asks him, “Why are you in this line?”. He sullenly replied, “Someone made me come here”

Music Monday: For All That You Have Done

Your grace will never be forgot
Your mercy all my life
Will be my soul’s forever song
My story and my light

From mountaintop to valley low
Through laughter and through tears
Surely the goodness of my God
Will follow all the years

For all that You have done, for us
For every battle won
We’ll raise a song to bless Your heart
For all that You have done

In all our failures and regrets
You’ve always led us home
Redemption’s arm has raised us up
Our triumph in the storm

In unity we’ll stand as one
As family we’ll go
Shoulder to shoulder, hand in hand

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