March For Life 2014
Category: Humour
Friday Frivolity: Burn You
Some more “life verses”…
Yesterday I wrote a post in which I suggested some possible life verses. Today I thought I’d do a quick follow-up with a few more…
Lazy Students
Most people choose life verses which are inspiring, which call them forth to greatness and holiness…but what if that’s not what you really want? What about if you’re happy and comfortable with failure and laziness? Well, in that case, this is the life verse for you…
Of making many books there is no end, and much study is a weariness of the flesh.
– Ecclesiastes 12:12
The recently-shaved
I go bearded from time-to-time. After I shave it off, I always think of this passage:
When it was told David, he sent to meet them, for the men were greatly ashamed. And the king said, “Remain at Jericho until your beards have grown, and then return.” – 2 Samuel 10:5
Housemates
I live in a house with three other guys. I’m going to recommend one of them in particular to adopt the following passage as his life verse:
He who blesses his friend with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, it will be counted a curse to him. – Proverbs 27:14
Garlic Lovers
If you overindulge in smelly foods, then this is the life verse for you..
“My breath is offensive to my wife, And I am loathsome to my own brothers. – Job 19:17
Possible Life Verses
A while ago on this blog I shared my “life verse”, my favourite Bible verse by which I try to live my life…
But [the Lord] said to me, “My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness”
– 2 Corinthians 12:9
I brought up the subject of life verses in my Theology On Tap talk. I told those attending that I wanted my talk to inspire those present to read the Bible, to be the kind of person who has a favourite book of the Bible and to be the kind of person who has a “life verse”.
Moses always enjoyed sharing his favourite Bible passages…
I invited those without a life verse to keep their ears open for their life verse during future times of Bible study and during the Liturgy of the Word. Otherwise, what would they say if they got cornered at a party by some enthusiastic Christians, who asked for their life verse?!
Life Verse Lottery
I made the point that picking a life verse at random is a risky strategy since, if one decided to play it safe and pick psalm, one might end up choosing Psalm 38…
For my loins are filled with a loathsome disease: and there is no soundness in my flesh
– Psalm 38:7
If your new friends know their Bible well, or if they look up your “life verse” on the spot…then things will get awwwkward! As they leave the party, don’t expect them to shake your hand…or even touch you in any way whatsoever!
Friday Frivolity: Horus Ruins Christmas
Lutheran Satire knocks it out of the park on this one…
Whenever someone tells you that Christians copied from Mithras etc., always remember to ask for Primary Source information!
When I wear a suit to Mass…
I’ve mentioned before that in the last year or two I’ve started to pay more attention to the clothes which I wear to Sunday Mass. Not only do I find it puts me in a better frame of mind, it also has the added advantage that I get to pretend that I’m one of my favourite TV/movie characters 🙂
Friday Frivolity: Understanding Symbols
