{"id":904,"date":"2010-10-14T23:15:22","date_gmt":"2010-10-15T07:15:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thisrestlesspilgrim.wordpress.com\/?p=904"},"modified":"2012-06-13T09:42:46","modified_gmt":"2012-06-13T16:42:46","slug":"friday-frivolity-the-catholic-pick-up-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/2010\/10\/14\/friday-frivolity-the-catholic-pick-up-song\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Frivolity: The Catholic Pick-Up Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left\">A few weeks ago I compiled the list of &#8220;Top Twenty Catholic Pick-up Lines&#8221; (<a title=\"Top Ten, All Time, Catholic Pick-Up Lines\" href=\"http:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/2010\/07\/20\/pick-up-lines\/\" target=\"_blank\">Part 1<\/a>,\u00a0<a title=\"Friday Frivolity: Catholic Pick-up Lines (11-20)\" href=\"http:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/2010\/09\/10\/catholic-pick-up-lines-11-20\/\" target=\"_blank\">Part 2<\/a>). \u00a0Did you wonder what it might be like if somebody incorporated them into a song? Well, wonder no more! Thanks to Jenna for bringing this video to my attention.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"860\" height=\"484\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1jhxYO7wr4A?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em>(The song begins about about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1jhxYO7wr4A#t=54s\">1:10<\/a> mark)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">As I was watching this I realized that a lot of these lines aren&#8217;t new, they&#8217;ve been used at least since ever there was a Romeo and a Juliet&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;padding-left: 30px\"><strong>Romeo:<\/strong> <em>&#8220;If I profane with my unworthiest hand, this holy shrine, the gentle sin is this: My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;padding-left: 30px\"><strong>Juliet: <em>&#8220;<\/em><\/strong><em>Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, which mannerly devotion shows in this; for saints have hands that pilgrims&#8217; hands do touch, and palm to palm is holy palmers&#8217; kiss&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;padding-left: 30px\"><strong>Romeo: <em>&#8220;<\/em><\/strong><em>Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;padding-left: 30px\"><strong>Juliet:<\/strong><em> &#8220;Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;padding-left: 30px\"><strong>Romeo:<\/strong> <em>&#8220;O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do; they pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;padding-left: 30px\"><strong>Juliet:<\/strong> <em>&#8220;Saints do not move, though grant for prayers&#8217; sake&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;padding-left: 30px\"><strong>Romeo: &#8220;<\/strong><em>Then move not, while my prayer&#8217;s effect I take.Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged&#8230;&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;padding-left: 30px\"><em>[kissing noises]<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few weeks ago I compiled the list of &#8220;Top Twenty Catholic Pick-up Lines&#8221; (Part 1,\u00a0Part 2). \u00a0Did you wonder what it might be like if somebody incorporated them into a song? Well, wonder no more! Thanks to Jenna for bringing this video to my attention. (The song begins about about the 1:10 mark) As I was watching this I<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[115],"class_list":["post-904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","tag-pick-up-lines"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=904"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11998,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904\/revisions\/11998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}