1. It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.<\/p>\n
2. People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.<\/p>\n
3. Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.<\/p>\n
4. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.<\/p>\n
5. The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.<\/p>\n
6. Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.<\/p>\n
7. Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.<\/p>\n
8. If your church wants a better Minister, it only needs to pray for the one it has.<\/p>\n
9. God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?\u00a0We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges<\/p>\n
10. Some minds are like concrete: thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.<\/p>\n
11. Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.<\/p>\n
12. Forbidden fruits create many jams.<\/p>\n
13. God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.<\/p>\n
14. God grades on the cross, not the curve.<\/p>\n
15. God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.<\/p>\n
16. The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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