{"id":55959,"date":"2015-05-03T07:00:30","date_gmt":"2015-05-03T14:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/?p=55959"},"modified":"2015-05-02T22:24:43","modified_gmt":"2015-05-03T05:24:43","slug":"please-turn-off-and-lock-your-cell-phones-during-mass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/2015\/05\/03\/please-turn-off-and-lock-your-cell-phones-during-mass\/","title":{"rendered":"Please turn off and LOCK your cell phones during Mass&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lord, save us from priests with a sense of humour&#8230; \ud83d\ude09<a href=\"http:\/\/metro.co.uk\/2015\/03\/07\/this-facebook-hack-by-a-priest-is-like-something-out-of-father-ted-5093202\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-55960\" src=\"http:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Screen-Shot-2015-03-08-at-6.22.27-PM.png\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2015-03-08 at 6.22.27 PM\" width=\"850\" height=\"540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Screen-Shot-2015-03-08-at-6.22.27-PM.png 850w, https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Screen-Shot-2015-03-08-at-6.22.27-PM-300x191.png 300w, https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Screen-Shot-2015-03-08-at-6.22.27-PM-600x381.png 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lord, save us from priests with a sense of humour&#8230; \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[892,223,3146],"class_list":["post-55959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","tag-cell-phone","tag-mass","tag-prank"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55959"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55959\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57341,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55959\/revisions\/57341"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}