{"id":556,"date":"2010-11-05T06:53:33","date_gmt":"2010-11-05T14:53:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thisrestlesspilgrim.wordpress.com\/?p=556"},"modified":"2010-11-05T06:53:33","modified_gmt":"2010-11-05T14:53:33","slug":"friday-frivolity-is-there-a-priest-on-board","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/2010\/11\/05\/friday-frivolity-is-there-a-priest-on-board\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Frivolity: Is there a priest on board?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/priest.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-956\" title=\"priest\" src=\"http:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/priest.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/priest.jpg 225w, https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/priest-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>No video this week, just a little joke&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\">A man ran through a crowded train looking very agitated, calling out, <em>&#8220;Is there a Catholic priest on board?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\">When he got no reply, he ran back up the train shouting, <em>&#8220;Is there an Anglican priest on board?&#8221;<\/em> Still no reply.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\">By now becoming more desparate, he ran down the train shouting, <em>&#8220;Is there a Rabbi on board?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\">Eventually, a gentleman stood up and said, <em>&#8220;Can I be of any assistance, my friend? I&#8217;m a Methodist minister&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;\">The man looked at him and said, <em>&#8220;No, you&#8217;re no good to me! I need a corkscrew!&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No video this week, just a little joke&#8230; A man ran through a crowded train looking very agitated, calling out, &#8220;Is there a Catholic priest on board?&#8221; When he got no reply, he ran back up the train shouting, &#8220;Is there an Anglican priest on board?&#8221; Still no reply. By now becoming more desparate, he ran down the train shouting,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[42,119],"class_list":["post-556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","tag-clergy","tag-priest"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}