{"id":53656,"date":"2015-07-25T07:00:09","date_gmt":"2015-07-25T14:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/?p=53656"},"modified":"2015-07-27T00:51:55","modified_gmt":"2015-07-27T07:51:55","slug":"make-sure-you-ask-out-nicole-kidman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/2015\/07\/25\/make-sure-you-ask-out-nicole-kidman\/","title":{"rendered":"Guys, make sure you ask out Nicole Kidman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"facebook\" src=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/qtsNbxgPngA\/maxresdefault.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/>Gentlemen, I&#8217;d invite you to watch this video and learn from Jimmy Fallon&#8217;s mistake&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"860\" height=\"484\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qtsNbxgPngA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Jimmy&#8217;s reaction is just priceless (<span style=\"color: #000080\"><em>&#8220;What?! Wait&#8230;what?!&#8221;<\/em><\/span>), but I think there are some important lessons for us men to learn from this:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">1. Be ready, you never know when Nicole Kidman might want to come around to your apartment. Make sure you keep it tidy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">2. If Nicole Kidman comes round to your apartment, put the X-Box away and talk to her (unless she challenges you to a Halo deathmatch, in which case just propose straight away).<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">3. When Nicole Kidman says she wants to meet you, make sure you properly ask her out on a date.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">4. Always have a cheese platter in the fridge ready to go.<\/p>\n<p>Several years ago, a good friend of mine gave me a sage\u00a0piece of advice: <span style=\"color: #000080\"><em>&#8220;If you like a girl, ask her out. Even if she&#8217;s so\u00a0beautiful that you think you don&#8217;t stand a chance, ask her out. If she says &#8216;no&#8217; then you won&#8217;t regret that you never\u00a0tried, but if she says &#8216;yes&#8217;, well, then you get to go a date with the girl of your dreams&#8221;<\/em><\/span>. Trust me guys, this is good advice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gentlemen, I&#8217;d invite you to watch this video and learn from Jimmy Fallon&#8217;s mistake&#8230;. Jimmy&#8217;s reaction is just priceless (&#8220;What?! Wait&#8230;what?!&#8221;), but I think there are some important lessons for us men to learn from this: 1. Be ready, you never know when Nicole Kidman might want to come around to your apartment. Make sure you keep it tidy. 2.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[2389,2878,330,3003,3002],"class_list":["post-53656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-faith","tag-courtship","tag-date","tag-dating","tag-jimmy-fallon","tag-nicole-kidman"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53656"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58400,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53656\/revisions\/58400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}