{"id":31009,"date":"2014-05-01T07:00:25","date_gmt":"2014-05-01T14:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/?p=31009"},"modified":"2015-03-19T22:06:02","modified_gmt":"2015-03-20T05:06:02","slug":"vatican-website-updated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/2014\/05\/01\/vatican-website-updated\/","title":{"rendered":"Vatican Website Updated!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*sigh*&#8230;the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vatican.va\/\" target=\"_blank\">Vatican website<\/a> has been updated again&#8230;and it&#8217;s still terrible.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Website.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-31010\" src=\"http:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Website.png\" alt=\"Website\" width=\"600\" height=\"503\" srcset=\"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Website.png 600w, https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Website-300x251.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a selection of my favourite comments about this that I&#8217;ve seen on Facebook:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000\">At World Youth Day, Pope Francis <strong>did<\/strong> say, &#8220;Go, make a mess!&#8221;<\/span><\/em><br style=\"color: #37404e\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #000000\">The Vatican web-designers took him literally.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000\">What the&#8230; Great, now I need to go to confession.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000\">There are no &#8216;boing&#8217; noises when I move the cursor to a hyperlink. Why are there no &#8216;boing&#8217; noises?<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000\">I thought Lent was over? Why are we still being made to suffer?<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000\">The church should recognize that IE 6 makes Jesus cry.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000\">Look, someone discovered how to use the &lt;table&gt; tag in HTML!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000\">I&#8217;m not too keen on the Times Roman font. They really should be using Comic Sans!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000\">You know, for an outfit that&#8217;s big on infallibility, this really doesn&#8217;t bolster their cred&#8230;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000\">Meet the new website, same as the old website.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000\">Maybe they used the folks who did the new translation of the roman missal.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000\">Still Better Than Obamacare<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*sigh*&#8230;the Vatican website has been updated again&#8230;and it&#8217;s still terrible. Here&#8217;s a selection of my favourite comments about this that I&#8217;ve seen on Facebook: At World Youth Day, Pope Francis did say, &#8220;Go, make a mess!&#8221;The Vatican web-designers took him literally. What the&#8230; Great, now I need to go to confession. There are no &#8216;boing&#8217; noises when I move the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[777,2633,2969,271,362],"class_list":["post-31009","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","tag-brandon-vogt","tag-design","tag-featured","tag-vatican","tag-website"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31009","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31009"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31009\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31015,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31009\/revisions\/31015"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}