{"id":2836,"date":"2011-11-15T15:45:56","date_gmt":"2011-11-15T22:45:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/?p=2836"},"modified":"2011-11-15T16:43:45","modified_gmt":"2011-11-15T23:43:45","slug":"the-obvious-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/2011\/11\/15\/the-obvious-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"The Obvious Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7965 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tim_allen.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"116\" height=\"121\" srcset=\"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tim_allen.jpg 461w, https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/tim_allen-288x300.jpg 288w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 116px) 100vw, 116px\" \/>The other night I was watching Tim Allen on TV doing stand-up. He was talking about a car accident that he had and how the doctors had to remove 8 inches of his colon.<\/p>\n<p>What was the *obvious* joke he should have said?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s now only a semi-colon&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other night I was watching Tim Allen on TV doing stand-up. He was talking about a car accident that he had and how the doctors had to remove 8 inches of his colon. What was the *obvious* joke he should have said? It&#8217;s now only a semi-colon&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[573,572],"class_list":["post-2836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-faith","tag-colon","tag-tim-allen"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2836"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7967,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2836\/revisions\/7967"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}