{"id":24384,"date":"2014-03-07T07:00:21","date_gmt":"2014-03-07T14:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/?p=24384"},"modified":"2014-03-02T13:09:00","modified_gmt":"2014-03-02T20:09:00","slug":"jesus-christ-bailbonds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/2014\/03\/07\/jesus-christ-bailbonds\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Frivolity: Operating since AD 34&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"facebook\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.ytimg.com\/vi\/2AJFleIrQ1Y\/hqdefault.jpg\" width=\"269\" height=\"202\" \/>There aren&#8217;t enough faces and palms to do an adequate <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Facepalm\" target=\"_blank\">face palm<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"860\" height=\"484\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2AJFleIrQ1Y?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There aren&#8217;t enough faces and palms to do an adequate face palm:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[2366,2517,2516],"class_list":["post-24384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","tag-advertising","tag-bail-bonds","tag-facepalm"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24384"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24385,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24384\/revisions\/24385"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}