{"id":22379,"date":"2013-10-31T14:00:49","date_gmt":"2013-10-31T21:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/?p=22379"},"modified":"2013-10-31T14:37:16","modified_gmt":"2013-10-31T21:37:16","slug":"troparion-of-the-great-pumpkin-tone-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/2013\/10\/31\/troparion-of-the-great-pumpkin-tone-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Troparion of the Great Pumpkin \u2013 Tone 4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-size: 18px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"LINUS AND SALLY WAIT IN THE PUMPKIN PATCH FOR THE GREAT PUMPKIN TO APPEAR\" src=\"http:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Pumpkin.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 18px\">O most wonderful Great Pumpkin! * Thou didst promise to travel the earth each year on All Hallow\u2019s Eve to seek out the most sincere pumpkin patch. * And thou didst promise wondrous presents to children over the earth * if they wouldst be good and wait on thee. * This year we ask thee to consider the sincerity of the pumpkin patch of Linus, * for he hast waited patiently upon thee for over forty years. * If thou doth deny our petition to see Linus\u2019 pumpkin patch as truly sincere, * thou might find thyself served up as a pumpkin pie.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 18px\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23DontLetThePagansHaveAllTheCandy\">#DontLetThePagansHaveAllTheCandy<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O most wonderful Great Pumpkin! * Thou didst promise to travel the earth each year on All Hallow\u2019s Eve to seek out the most sincere pumpkin patch. * And thou didst promise wondrous presents to children over the earth * if they wouldst be good and wait on thee. * This year we ask thee to consider the sincerity of<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[680,2425,2422,2424,2423],"class_list":["post-22379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","tag-halloween","tag-peanuts","tag-pumpkin","tag-the-great-pumpkin","tag-troparion"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22379"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22385,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22379\/revisions\/22385"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}