{"id":17236,"date":"2013-01-25T10:31:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-25T17:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/?p=17236"},"modified":"2015-03-19T16:13:08","modified_gmt":"2015-03-19T23:13:08","slug":"how-many-novenas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/2013\/01\/25\/how-many-novenas\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Frivolity: How many novenas?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man walked up to a Franciscan and Jesuit and asked, &#8220;How many novenas must you say to get a Mercedes Benz?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Franciscan asked, &#8220;What&#8217;s a Mercedes Benz?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Jesuit asked, &#8220;What&#8217;s a novena?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-17237\" src=\"http:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Dolan-Laughing.jpeg\" alt=\"Dolan-Laughing\" width=\"457\" height=\"304\" srcset=\"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Dolan-Laughing.jpeg 635w, https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Dolan-Laughing-300x199.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 457px) 100vw, 457px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man walked up to a Franciscan and Jesuit and asked, &#8220;How many novenas must you say to get a Mercedes Benz?&#8221; The Franciscan asked, &#8220;What&#8217;s a Mercedes Benz?&#8221; The Jesuit asked, &#8220;What&#8217;s a novena?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[325,324,1135],"class_list":["post-17236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","tag-dominican","tag-jesuit","tag-novena"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17236"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17236\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56661,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17236\/revisions\/56661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}