{"id":12204,"date":"2012-06-21T12:00:18","date_gmt":"2012-06-21T19:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/?p=12204"},"modified":"2012-06-20T11:19:01","modified_gmt":"2012-06-20T18:19:01","slug":"clients-from-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/2012\/06\/21\/clients-from-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"Clients From Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m subscribed to <a href=\"http:\/\/clientsfromhell.net\/\">Clients From Hell<\/a>. Here&#8217;s a great\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/clientsfromhell.net\/post\/25443368266\/god-complex\">post<\/a> from yesterday:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><span style=\"color: #000000\"><strong>Client:<\/strong> Do you animate bible stories?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><span style=\"color: #000000\"><strong>Me:<\/strong> We don\u2019t currently, but we can animate anything you like. What do you have in mind?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><span style=\"color: #000000\"><strong>Client:<\/strong> Well how much is it to animate the bible?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><span style=\"color: #000000\"><strong>Me:<\/strong> Well it depends on what stories from the bible you want. The duration of the animation, how many characters, sets etc. Do you have a script?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><span style=\"color: #000000\"><strong>Client:<\/strong> Well I don\u2019t want to elaborate on the bible, I just want to animate it for the kids.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><span style=\"color: #000000\"><strong>Me:<\/strong> Right, okay, but in order to give you a budget I need to start somewhere so I can figure out roughly how many characters, props and such.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><span style=\"color: #000000\"><strong>Client:<\/strong> How much time will it take for creation?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><span style=\"color: #000000\"><strong>Me:<\/strong> The creation of the assets? Characters, sets etc?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><span style=\"color: #000000\"><strong>Client:<\/strong> No, Creation, in the book of Genesis.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><span style=\"color: #000000\"><strong>Me:<\/strong> A lot more then 7 days.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m subscribed to Clients From Hell. Here&#8217;s a great\u00a0post from yesterday: Client: Do you animate bible stories? Me: We don\u2019t currently, but we can animate anything you like. What do you have in mind? Client: Well how much is it to animate the bible? Me: Well it depends on what stories from the bible you want. The duration of the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[253,302,538,1232,1231],"class_list":["post-12204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","tag-animation","tag-bible","tag-creation","tag-genesis","tag-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12204"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12206,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12204\/revisions\/12206"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/restlesspilgrim.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}